Lightly Worn Former Homeschool Mom for Hire

On the final day of the first week of school, I have come to the conclusion that yes, my homeschool career is (at least apparently) officially over.

For the last 16 years, I have served many functions. Head Chef. Sous Chef. Prep Cook. Domestic CEO. Founder of the Davis Academy, where I have also served as Guidance Counselor, Principal, Teacher, Administrator, Curriculum Coordinator, and School Nurse. Dog Trainer. Part-time Gardener. Chief Dishwasher. Maid. Chauffeur. Author. Photographer. Clown. Dictator. Personal Shopper. Prayer Coordinator. Assistant Feral Cat Tamer. Party Planner. Social Media Stalker (a title assigned by my teens, whom I confess to stalking). Sunday School Teacher. Back-Up Mom.

Question: How exactly does one form a resume from such a conglomeration?

Answer: You don’t. You write a silly post like this one.

Instead, allow me to highlight some of my accomplishments.

I make food from scratch; ie – I make pumpkin pie starting with an actual pumpkin and a bag of flour. I firmly believe recipes are meant to be general guidelines and use them as a springboard. Sometimes I measure things, but not always. I do not understand boxed cake mixes.

I am a nerd.

I can multi-task but have learned not to do it too often. I would much rather be fully present in the moment than parcel out my attention in so many slices that no one gets a full share. The older I get, the more I value satiety and quality above teasers and the illusion of productivity.

I have written, but not yet published, a novel. I love playing with words and secretly hope to make a living at it someday.

Once upon a time, it was believed by three little people that I had the power to banish stinging insects and diminish the fearsome intensity of a thunderstorm by my mere presence. Now, there is some debate among the same three rather tall people whether or not I can successfully navigate a trip to the local grocery store.

I frequent the local grocery store. I have friends there.

I love God above all else. I really do. He will always be a priority. If that is unacceptable to you, I would not make a good employee to you anyway. But know that honoring Him is what fuels my desire to do my best at all endeavors, and my standards are higher because I cannot reach them on my own. That is why He is my priority.

I am trying to learn Hebrew but making painfully slow progress.

My husband is my best friend in the entire world, though I have been blessed with many close friends. The only secrets I keep from him are yours. He knows more about me than anyone else, and I tell him more than he wants to hear (except for your secrets, of course). The poor man has suffered through more blow-by-blow narrations of my day than any human should ever endure, and he has done so it with unbelievable grace and patience. I love him, too.

I love kids of all ages. In my mind, I have more children than the three I gave birth to, and I genuinely love each one. I enjoy hearing the things they tell me, and I still have 90% or better of all drawings and cards they have given me through the years. These are some of my most treasured possessions.

I have worked with two-year-olds in Sunday school for many years and have been delighted to hear how they repeat what they’ve learned at home. Bible stories like Abraham and Goldilocks and Bible verses like, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and all your soul, and all your mind… and all your neck,” are apparently among my most memorable teachings.

I have no idea where Goldilocks is in the Bible. Maybe she’s in Second Nebuchadnezzar.

My dogs usually obey except when they don’t. I have a sneaking suspicion that the former feral cat who now lazes beside me may have actually trained me. But he catches and eats flies, so I don’t care.

I managed a homeschool for 10 years, which involves selecting, purchasing, and modifying curriculum; planning; scheduling; teaching; grading; coordinating a variety of activities; providing breakfast, lunch, and dinner; training kids to help clean up; becoming exasperated and redoing the clean-up; patience; patience; patience; and learning that I really can NOT do anything apart from the Lord, especially be patient.

And all that after I selected “teacher” as the very last thing I would choose as a career in high school. Good one, Adonai. Good one.

My children survived and are doing really, really well in private school.

There may be more, but I have detained you long enough… and it’s time to go to the grocery store.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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22 thoughts on “Lightly Worn Former Homeschool Mom for Hire

  1. Heather, this is a wonderful example of a resume. Who would not hire you? But then again, you are already a servant of the most high. I look forward to how He plans to use you in the future, knowing you will still be there multitasking between your husband, children and the grocery store. 🙂 Blessings and more blessings.

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    1. Thank you! I just thought I’d have a little fun and do something different today. Plus prove to my kids that I can take a selfie but just prefer not to. 😉 God has already blessed me beyond my wildest dreams!! Blessings to you, too. ❤

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  2. Enjoyed your post!
    Yes, Loving and serving God is definitely my priority as well. Homeschooling I know, can be a challenge. My daughter homeschools all four of hers, among other tasks. And both daughters graduated from a private Christian school,which was a blessing.
    It’s always such a blessing to see how the Lord can use you in other ways. Looks like he has given you many talents.🤗

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  3. “I firmly believe recipes are meant to be general guidelines and use them as a springboard.” Girl, you can work in MY kitchen anytime! Plus, with that CV, you can NEVER retire! Love this post! All of that with migraines.

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  4. I couldn’t help laughing and struggling to control the smile spasms that routinely swept across my lips as I went through this post.

    Some favorite lines for me:

    “Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and all your soul, and all your mind… and all your neck,” are apparently among my most memorable teachings.”

    and;

    “I have no idea where Goldilocks is in the Bible. Maybe she’s in Second Nebuchadnezzar.”

    I love your play with words. You sound nerdy (no offense please)
    very smart and entertaining too.

    Through the experiences, the Lord has taught, is teaching and will teach us more.

    Stay strong Heather.

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    1. Thank you! It was a great deal of fun to write this post, and those memories are actual memories of some of the precious 2- and 3-year-olds that I have had in my class at church. They always make me smile and are so much fun!

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